so.. I’m deleting my tumblr……………………….

-shr00ms:

who wants to come over and lay in my bed and cuddle me and be cute with me

no one? ok 

(via yeahthathappened)

mssecondopinionson:

if you have a crush on me, anonymously send me a 75 page poem, typed, double spaced, 12 pt font, times new roman one inch margins due monday

(via zackleit)

pizzaforpresident:

i was in the basement on the computer and then i heard screaming and i ran upstairs and my brother was sitting at the kitchen table holding his head in his hands, almost in tears, so asked what was wrong and then i saw this

(Source: pizzaforpresident, via mememaster)

aboutagrohl:

moist-grunge:

TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY 

im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge

(Source: shitweed, via mememaster)